Lights! Action! CAMERA??

There may be worse places for a camera, but not many more than mine...

So, how did I spend my weekend, and Canada Day?

Just ducky!

I swallowed a camera, after doing prep work similar to a colonoscopy, and waiting while it passed through my system (far slower than the prep work….just sayin’…)

If you’ve never had a colonoscopy, it’s like drinking liquid lightning that over the course of three or four hours sets off a buttock bazooka more often than the average person might blink.

While I awaited the return to broad daylight of that unfortunate camera (that clearly drew the short straw in the world of glamour photography), I was fitted with a harness to record the progress of said camera.

Along the way, like a tourist in South Dakota, the photo snapped pics of landmarks and random objects, while wearing a ball cap and shorts.

The point of this adventure, and I swear there was one, is that my gastro doc was looking for internal bleeding - like we aren’t all bleeding inside our skin anyway - am I right??

Well, I believe the camera has gone where unlucky cameras go by now, the harness and tracking gear has been returned to the hospital, and for the foreseeable future,, I guess I’m just waiting for the slide show once the photos are developed, at a potluck dinner I assume.

Living large!!!